>> 1. Take your laptop;

>> 2. Open it slowly;

>> 3. Turn it on;

>> 4. Make sure that jackass next to you is watching in monitor;

>> 5. Open Explorer or Firefox,

>> 6. Close your eyes and put your head up,

>> 7. Take a deap breath and click this link:

>> http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

>> 8. Laugh at the jackass!